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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law




unretrieved:

and then satan said “here, have feelings”






nigga-stole-my-yoshi:


hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

image




kushandwizdom:

words-of-emotion:

I swear that when our lips touch, I can taste the next 60 years of my life.

Words of Emotion





getpiped:

photo by Hayden O’neill



nietzscheisdead:

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

  1. another smaller purse
  2. an aging picture of ringo starr
  3. a six pack of heineken 
  4. the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
  5. the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
  6. a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe





woodmeat:

i dont drink coffee in the morning i just watch this video




awkwardlysocial414:

manhood:

I’m in tears she farted like twice

Obsessed




Anonymous Asked:
take down the porn ads

My answer:

nosdrinker:

you know ads are based on YOUR browsing history right



j5h:

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

guess who’s not turning me on




gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue






asian:

kingorb:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this at my funeral

i am laughing so fucking hard





itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien


unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite