I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH
WHAT THE FUCK
#bloop hoohoo got ur nipnop
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN
ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps" *dies of laughter*
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
Tell me a bedtime story
me in general
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE
Guy on train:
I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
*turns up music*
I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:
Hey. Leave her alone.
Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
I can make that happen.
Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video
this is the cutest thing ever and I can’t handle it